My life in tumbles.

Sounds about right. 😝 #quotes #lifequotes #truth #thatsmylife #quote #oscarwilde

Sounds about right. 😝 #quotes #lifequotes #truth #thatsmylife #quote #oscarwilde

Nonreving is so much better with champagne - don’t you think? (P.S - stole @jordiesky’s filter. #mine 😛) #poppinbottles #falife #crewlife #thisishowwedo (at John F. Kennedy International Airport (JFK))

Nonreving is so much better with champagne - don’t you think? (P.S - stole @jordiesky’s filter. #mine 😛) #poppinbottles #falife #crewlife #thisishowwedo (at John F. Kennedy International Airport (JFK))

God’s juice. #extradirtymartini #ratchetmartini #instadrink #picoftheday

God’s juice. #extradirtymartini #ratchetmartini #instadrink #picoftheday

This is a skill everyone needs to master - glad they have a show dedicated to it. #nowthatsfunny #instalol #dailylol

This is a skill everyone needs to master - glad they have a show dedicated to it. #nowthatsfunny #instalol #dailylol

Crash pad Christmas cookies! Nom! #merrychristmas #falife #workingontheholiday 🎅🎄🍪 (at Alt-Green Towers)

Crash pad Christmas cookies! Nom! #merrychristmas #falife #workingontheholiday 🎅🎄🍪 (at Alt-Green Towers)

A lone toy soldier mesmerized by the Rockefeller Center Christmas tree. #tistheseason #rockcenterxmas #merrychristmas  (at Rockefeller Center)

A lone toy soldier mesmerized by the Rockefeller Center Christmas tree. #tistheseason #rockcenterxmas #merrychristmas (at Rockefeller Center)

Can’t wait to see the tree lighting show! #rockcenter 🎄🎅 (at Rockefeller Center)

Can’t wait to see the tree lighting show! #rockcenter 🎄🎅 (at Rockefeller Center)

Please reevaluate your life if you have one of these stickers “proudly” plastered on your vehicle. #icannot #theabsolutemost #ridic

Please reevaluate your life if you have one of these stickers “proudly” plastered on your vehicle. #icannot #theabsolutemost #ridic

Gingerbread boat. I want to consume the whole thing. #christmas #holidaycheer

Gingerbread boat. I want to consume the whole thing. #christmas #holidaycheer

Cheers to row 17! #crewrest #privatecabin #besties #baller (at San Francisco International Airport (SFO))

Cheers to row 17! #crewrest #privatecabin #besties #baller (at San Francisco International Airport (SFO))